{"id":210,"date":"2023-12-04T11:18:02","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T11:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aerowalsh.com\/cr\/?p=210"},"modified":"2023-12-04T11:42:29","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T11:42:29","slug":"sat-2nd-dec-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"Sat 2nd Dec &#8211; Boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s true &#8211; I have a boyfriend! Generally, it is a tenuous stretch of my uninspired imagination, but today he was there and, miraculously, in a good mood. Naturally, we walked unconvincingly around the industrial and undesirable streets of Sydney, with the Eastern suburbs clearly not providing Declan with enough stimulation after two weeks of subsisting on a different planet (Woomera). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" src=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_010048830-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_010048830-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_010048830-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_010048830-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_010048830-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_010048830-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_010048830-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">After viewing an apartment listed for sale in Randwick out of the dire fear of our upcoming rent increase, we alighted the 370. The initial idea, of course, was Newtown. However, we got off on one of its many tangents. This bus makes Declan motion sick, the cure for which is Kopi and Kaya toast from a Malaysian cafe in what seemed like an aircraft hanger. The next hour went by in a mystifying sugar haze.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" src=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011753435-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011753435-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011753435-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011753435-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011753435-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011753435-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011753435-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">As part of this sugar fugue, I learnt to drive again. After perfecting the rusty mobile a week ago, I graduated to a high end luxury vehicle. I am a fast learner.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011736419-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011736419-scaled.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011736419-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011736419-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011736419-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_011736419-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Thankfully it was exactly like Mario Kart, which expedited the process.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_024953047-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_024953047-scaled.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_024953047-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_024953047-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_024953047-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/PXL_20231202_024953047-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">A rather gothic kitchen shop around Redfern.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Randwick<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":209,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-holiday","category-summer-2023"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":217,"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/217"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cr.aerowalsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}