Mon 2nd Mar – Luang Prabang

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CR: As we have four full days in Luang Prabang we feel compelled to tick off some classic tourist activities. The most obvious one is a trip to the famous waterfall an hour outside of town. At the base of the waterfall is a bear conservation zoo.

CR: Private travel to the waterfall is x4 the cost of booking yourself onto one of these vans. In hindsight, it was probably worth quadruple the price. We are stuck up the back of the bus and there is no ventilation and the seats aren’t even screwed in properly. On the trip back we arrive to the van early and avoid the back. Halfway back the van has to stop because the girl at the back thinks she is going to faint.
DW: Thankfully I saw the Revenant last night and am well prepared for this exact situation.
DW: Please stop buying Caitlin bile everyone. They are extinct in the wild and only exist in zoos and banks these days.
DW: Kuang Si waterfall is impressive. There is the waterfall itself that cascades into a series of pools. Some of these pools you can sort of swim in, but it mainly consists of backpackers awkwardly sitting around the edge dangling their feet in as if they are all petrified of getting wet and having any fun.
CR: In contrast, we don’t really get wet either and are also unsure if we had any fun.
DW: I was hounded for a romantic photo. It only looks like I am gritting my teeth in this photo. Everyone knows I am a romantic at heart.
DW: Up the hill the locals have tapped the waterfall and use it for free water for all manner of downstream things.
CR: The bounty of nature.
DW: There is a 500 step climb to the “View”. When you get to the top you discover the “View” is a cafe that is elevated up off the ground by another 10m and actually has the view. Entry to the “View” costs (a small amount of) money. There are not many people in the “View”.
CR: Bait and switch.
DW: Once you are completed with waterfall you must return to the carpark by the allotted time and find your van from the dozens of identical ones. The driver implies he will not wait for you.
DW: Breaking news! China #1
CR: Walking around town in the evening we see a disturbing number of old white men holding hands with tiny Laotian ladies. To be fair, just one is enough to be disturbing. Key giveaways that reveal the date is paid for: man wears Haiwaan shirt; lady does not look him in the eye; lady clearly does not speak English and man has to resort to basic chit chat such as “cooler now in the evening”. I hope these men are making generous contributions to their villages as reparations for plundering the natural resources.
CR: Sun setting on Luang Prabang.
DW: My attempts at asking for the bill in Laotian at the restaurant go horribly wrong. The waitress repeats what I say (“Thao Dai” – this is a proven line we have used many times before successfully) a few times, then laughs (more of a humiliating titter), nods her head passively and then goes off. She does not return with the bill and evidently never will. We have no idea what happened in the interaction.

Dek

10 Responses

  1. I can see you are living right on the edge, consuming another Laotian cocktail.

    The bear appears to have an admirable work ethic, climbing up that structure. You wouldn’t get that sort of activity from the over hyped but apathetic pandas at Adelaide Zoo.

    Not much commentary on food recently.

  2. Leo: The Laotian cocktail was a mandate from my boss after giving me a brief update on the Bagellen merger. We made sure to choose the gayest bar possible. No gays would be caught dead serving poor quality spirits.

    Ssssh Leo we are around a lot of Chinese at the moment. They will take those big bears back if they see that comment.

    Food commentary a bit tricky. Declan gets extra mad at food photos so I only take limited photos. Watch this space for lots of food updates in Cambodia.

  3. @mimigcooks – I’m only willing to entertain this food photography fad as a concept if I get to make a whole new website for Caitlin with some novel borderline usable theme for it.

  4. Did you have a discussion about whether you would pay to see the view.

    There seems to be a lot of mini buses and not many tourists.

    Lovely photo of the sunset.

    In 1985 I worked at revesby workers club. I always remember that 3 of the regular older blokes that used to sit together disappeared for a couple of weeks. Even the other staff would discuss with each other if they had seen the guys recently. Then one night there they were sitting at their regular table and at the next table were 3 younger ladies from Asia that didn’t speak English. We soon worked out the guys had gone os for a holiday together and by sheer happenstance all found love at the same time.

    Declan reading the paper is such a classic expat image.

    Once again surprised by the cleanliness of the city.

  5. Dad: We did have a discussion on whether we would pay to see the view. It was A$4 for us both to go up. We were tired from all the steps, hot and had a bit of time to burn so, while it was annoying, we decided to proceed. This cost paled in comparison in terms of annoyance to having to pay 3000kip to use the bathroom up there. Only to find there was no toilet paper! Declan was in need of a number 2 and had to leave me on the steps down to get to the toilets quicker. Who would have thought a waterfall trip could be so complicated?

    There were a fair few tourists at the falls – just did some strategic photos to avoid them 😉

    I wonder whether those Asian ladies were happy in their new life. When the alternative is gold panning…

  6. Haha

    What a scam.

    You got kipped off twice.

    I would have been upset about no loo paper.

    The issue of westerners plundering poor countries for brides is extremely problematic. That is a topic that would make great content for a high school debating contest.

  7. Dad: I’d like to know the escort to wife conversation rate. I think it’s pretty high. I feel like the men I see are all in their sixties ready for their next wife. The one I sat next to last night just looked dreamily into her eyes while she played on her phone and talked to the waiter in Lao.

  8. Guys i seriously cannot tell u how much i am smiling at this post… they are really getting me through these last few weeks. What a sweet photo (Dek blink 3 times if ur in danger)

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