Wed 11th Sep – Rawnsley Park (Flinders Ranges) -> Barmera (Riverlands)

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This whole time I have misunderstood the group dynamic. Up until now I thought we were a trio. How blind I was. At the beginning of the day, it is clear we are a quartet, the forth member an 18 year old RAV4. But even then, the group blossoms further, and Sortbot rounds out our quintet.

The roadtrip begins homeward bound. Familiar terrain beckons: wide open plains, thundering road trains, blood feuds around airconditioning levels, Britney Spears in her sexy stewardess stage, overtaking lessons and varying levels of disdain for toilet breaks.

Our Airbnb tonight is fucked. There is no door to the shower and the advertised queen beds are clearly doubles. There are way too many wind chimes (greater than zero) and Buddhas haunt every room. James is worried the host lives in a granny flat area whose windows are boarded up with sheets. It would be hard for this night to be more uncomfortable.

We watch an indie time travel movie that we rent on YouTube called Primer. Pretty sure Joe recommended this. (DW here – this is bullshit. Joe never recommended this.)

James is thrilled to discover this new muscle after hiking. I am pretty certain he showed Nellie, Claire, his parents and anyone else had the good fortune of a video call with him that evening. DW.
What is this muscle?? I need to hike more often. JRT
This is purportedly the biggest tree in SA. It was pretty big (10m diameter from memory), but didn’t exactly blow your mind with its girth. DW.
The tree is over 500 years old. The sign with this fact looks a similar age. The tree is located in a very dry area of SA. JRT
SortBot’s first outing of the day is a visit to the Goyder memorial. Caitlin elected to remain in the car and James claimed to have read all the placards in about 20 seconds and started seeing how high he could throw SortBot and catch him. DW.
My favourite signage quote: “The destruction of pastoral properties in the Ororoo district was not seen as a positive by all”. JRT
There were a lot of Sleepy Lizards around magnetic hill. I suspect they are drawn to its energies. DW. This magnet is a point of interest which pulls the car uphill when it is sitting in neutral. New YouTube Short content coming soon. JRT
I worry this is not as engaging as James’ previous Youtube foray. DW.
We are all desperate to care for Wobby. Is Wobby the true trip leader? I never for a minute considered trading you in for a Ranger. CR.
James allegedly collected a rock each day of the hike. But I only see three… A quintessential James level of commitment to a non-work related goal. CR.
There was a strict rule that James must pick up a piece of National Park garbage for each rock to offset his sins. I suspect he may have tried to pull a fast one on me as there are rocks in every cupholder of Wobby now. DW.
I love noodling. JRT.
Following on from his earlier driving experience, SortBot learnt about the Burra copper mine. The water is nearly 50m deep. And there were no Cornish pasties left at the bakery! DW.
Burra is a very cute town. A highlight is the local art gallery, where local kids have submitted drawings of flowers. There is extreme variances in artistic skill. There is a drawing by a 9 year old who is destined for greatness. JRT
The open road. Nothing quite like it. You can just make out the custom trailer of the guy in front that spans about a lane and a half. DW.
It’s become increasingly obvious over the trip that Dek only feels comfortable in the driver’s seat. JRT
SortBot later visited the Murray at Morgan. He was tempted by the ferry, but worried the ferry operator would find it odd that he immediately needed to come back. DW.
Sunset over the lake at Barmera. CR.
WTF Jane, why does your Airbnb not have a door to the shower? This is the view from the dining table. At least she didn’t skimp on the door to the toilet. CR.
I get water on the corridor floor while showering. Dek is sitting at the dining room table when I get out of the shower. We are getting too comfortable on the trip. JRT

Dek

2 Responses

  1. The introduction of Sortbot has thrown me. Where has he been and where did he come from?

    Can’t wait to read your email to Jane about her accommodation but Jane probably does give 2 ****s. Nothing like close living.

    Give Wobby a pat from us. Safe trip back xx

  2. Sortbot has been crammed in the back the whole time. This was his outside the car day. He’s stuffed back in the car now.